University School of Milwaukee

Usm is a private school located in River Hills, Wisconsin, a suburb of Milwaukee. Usm is often given a negative reputation of having only rich, snobbish students. As a student it is easy to say that there are many students who are not rich or snobbish. Obviously there are some students who are rich, elitist, and have all the coolest cloths (like at just about every school), however they are a minority. It is important for a prospective student to visit Usm to form their own opinions as to what the student population is like.

University School of Milwaukee is a school in Wisconsin.

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western carolina university

Shitty school in a shitty place. One goes there if one wants a four year degree but is too poor or too stupid to go elsewhere. Activities include unsafe sex, wishing to be elsewhere, and the consumption of illegal substances.

Shit, I'm going to Western Carolina University

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Saint Mary's University

AWESOME PLACE WHERE WSU STUDENTS ARE NOT WELCOME AND CANT HANDLE BREATHING THE EXCELLENCE IN OUR AIR.....
suck it Sarah

Winona State will never match up to Saint Mary's University in pure University based excellence and or penis size, except in WSU's women, meaning the women at Winona State have penises.

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Oklahoma state university

A college in Shitwater Oklahoma. This excuse for a university is home to people who didn’t get into OU and thought it’d be fun to act country for four years and also those who got in for free because their ACT score started with a 2. Everyone here is always heavily intoxicated to numb the pain of getting shat on by OU all the time, maybe that’s why they have no dignity and never openly admit they go to OSU.

Alex: Fuck I just got a 68 on my English final!
Mark: Well shit atleast that’s better than Oklahoma state university’s graduation rate.

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Nova Southeastern University

A shitty school.

Nova Southeastern University is horrible...

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Coastal Carolina University

Often mistaken for a zoo exhibit and a breeding ground for STD’s and hepatitis. The lingering smell of the campus fish markets, often referred to as “dorms” or “school of nursing” takes some getting used to. The most common students you will find at this “university” are guys who get no pussy trying to fuck the girls who will look 50 at 25. The job market is never going to be a problem if you attend Coastal Carolina as sex workers will always be in demand.

47% of Myrtle Beach hookers graduation from Coastal Carolina University, the other 53% just went there.

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James Madison University

Basically "If Lake Braddock Secondary School is a university" but with some minor changes to the mascot. It also so happens that this is where many Lake Braddock kids go after secondary school.

// Meanwhile, at James Madison University //

A: "Hey, which high school were you from?"

B: "Lake Braddock Secondary."

A: "Eyy Me too!"

B: "Aren't we all Lake Braddock Alumni here?"

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