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Any over the counter pain supplement ibuprofen
Andrew took ninja candy for the pain in his knees and ankles.
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A quazi ninja is one who was not born as a ninja, but later became as close to to a ninja as humanly posable. Quazi ninjas can't join orders like I.O.N. or the killacon organization, but has the luxury of being a ninja which is still flippen awsome. Most quazi ninjas started becoming ninjas at a young age by watching anime and dressing like a ninja. This prosess continues to about the age of 17, when they are isolated for being "different" and starts collecting weapons and pratice in the back yard, getting better as they go. At this point, they have a good fighting skill, and own a ninja suit and weapons and has a high skill of steath. The quazi ninja draws its power from anime, manga,TMNT, ramen, hentai, and all things japanese, and the thought of being as close to a ninja as posable. The biggest source of quazi ninjas are the "geeks" at school or locked in their basement. The quazi ninjas greatist skill is making you believe that they think they are ninjas but not. This is deadly. By this error in judgment, you have set yourself up for a quick and unexpected death. The truth is, a quazi ninja is still a ninja but without the title, but still as deadly. Quazi ninjas can be found in school, in the office, at the store, on the street, at your home, and even on the internet. If you encounter a quazi ninja, you wont know it untill its too late...(note: you probly have meet one, but didnt know it)
most modern ninjas are quazi ninjas, because they are not bound to a single race. a quazi ninja can be black, wight, asin, european, jewish(not really), afganie, or a flippen hippo. it doesnt matter. but quazi ninjas are NOT fat. fat ninjas are fat half ninjas. quazi ninjas have a normal body size...
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When the driver of a car does a karate chop to scare the passenger.
Fred was scared by the driver seat ninja, the random and abrupt Karate chop causes Fred to poop a little.
When one drinks enough where they think they can kick everyone's ass.
Oh man! Bob thought he was a Beer Belt Ninja but the bouncer kicked his ass.
An inconspicuous mark made on a common item to prove that it is yours.
Ripping the label edge of a bottle - “Dude; my brew”. “How so”? “Secret Ninja Knot”.”Oh ;my bad”. ”No worries”
A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.
The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.
Cowboy Bear Ninja
(see Rochambeau)
somebody who slices themselves.
person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"
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