When you pour vodka inside of a bitch fuck her and as she is screaming you say нет and throw her at the wall
Josh: I totally gave Rebecca a Russian Raging Bull last night
Liam: goddamn what a savage!
Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.
*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then
When ten Russian women rape a gay man.
Oh I wasn't gonna lose faith in my son, that's when I got him a Russian Viagra!
When someone takes a clothesline, sticks it in their mate's abdomen and through their back and then like the russian roulette, spins them around the clothesline (like the chamber of a revolver) and then when he stops spinning, hope his projectile vomit doesn't hit Russia on the world map on the other side of the room.
I gave mahboi a Russian Clothesline last night, he died afterwards but it was worth because it was the most fun I've ever had
dont tell the cops plz
The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.
Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?
Him: With or without viagra?
Dipping a tampon in vodka and inserting said vodka infused tampon into one's bootyhole. The alcohol enters one's bloodstream in a much faster manner that traditional methods.
Man I hate vodka it tastes so bad.
Try a russian injection
Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka
remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists