User name

So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.

"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"

cant say her name😣

y’all gon hate this girl more than von hates 63rd

cant say her name😣 is a female that most people cannot stand. we hate her more than von hate 63rd

my name is NOT BETH

The perfect response to "Somebody just called you deaf"
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth

'Dude she just called u DEAF! '

'What? '

' She called u deaf !! '

' Oh hell no, my name is NOT BETH '

goddess name

It’s just like it sounds, a goddess name is what you would be named if you were one. Basically all you need to do is take your middle name and spell it backwards to make it a goddess name.

“What’s your goddess name, mine’s Emil”

“ That’s a cool name, mine’s Aicela”

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my name

ur mummy

my name good

Fuck ya name

We don’t care bout ya name fuck outta here

For example” We don’t care about your name” so fuck ya name

His name is Philip

Heres a Poem.

His name is Philip
He wrote this poem just to show it
And he, just turned nine.
You can write rhymes but
You can't write his