your mother cuts socks in hell

this isn't a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term favouring the speaker and referring to the audience. whilst there is a passing similarity to words spoken by Linda Blair, the referential difference is clearly important. it is a calm approach to dissing, using only references to items of clothing and common actions (normally using scissors).

"I love you!"
"SO! Your mother cuts socks in hell"
"Damn right she does"
"I love your too!"

(loud audience applause)...
(shouted by band member on stage)... "Your mother cuts socks in hell"
(louder audience applause)...

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You are the sock around my heart

This is the ultimate thing someone can say to the one they love. Forget ‘I love you’, no, that’s just stupid, if you say it you are stupid. Say ‘you are the sock around my heart.’ If someone says this to you, they deserve to be married on the spot, marry them or you are stupid. If they don’t appreciate when you say this to them then slap them, man or woman, slap them, even if you love them, slap them. Then break up. Murder is justifiable.

Girlfriend: you are the sock around my heart

Boyfriend: marry me

Wock A Sock Tock E Dock

The most popular phrase in the Ock Language. Phrasing for the word WASTED. See Ock Language for full definition.

"I A Mock Wock A Sock Tock E Dock Y O U Fock U Cock Kock E Rock!!"

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Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot

Fisting a woman's pussy and ass at the same, while alternating blows to the ass and pussy in a rock 'em sock 'em robot manner.

I almost got that bitch's head to pop off as I was Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Roboting her last night.

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hung his socks up to dry

Bodycheck someone so hard their skates leave the ice. Generally used only by Bob Cole and the few remaining hockey personalities older than him.

"Laraque really hung his socks up to dry there! Wow!"

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Blow your socks off

Sticking your sweaty feet in a friends butthole

Mike will blow your socks off after playing hours of basketball

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Naked in my bed with socks on

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

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