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When a guy shits into a styrafoam cup, places it upside down on top of a girls head, and smashes it down.
She wasnt dressed for the occasion, so Kenny gave her a Philadelphia top hat.
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noun.
1. my life.
okay i wrote the first definition, but i meant to say camp (not town) :)
oh my god i think i left my heart at camp timber tops!
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He was working at a target as a sales associate back in 2017. The target had 2 floors and he began working on the bottom level. After about a year and a half later Lone's boss said he could come up to the top level and then promoted Lone, to the title of the store boss. With that and him being on the top floor of the store, he then deemed himself the "Top Floor Boss".
Yeah, bitch it’s the top floor boss!
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The act of making love on the stove.
She was so excited we didn't make it out of the kitchen so I gave her some stove top stuffing.
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When an extremely attractive girl sits on an extremely attractive guys face naked and presses her pussy into his face and TOP HAT's HIM!
What did you do this weekend??? I totally was Top Hatting 5 guys this weekend and performed my famous 'Rabbit in the Hat' trick TWICE! I am David Fuckingcopperfield!
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When the black top, aka asphalt, is so hot that it sends off heat waves and makes everything look blurry.
Why does that car look like it's driving underwater?
It's just too hot- it's a black top blur.
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