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Adj- Not being able to tell how much time has passed while under the influence of marijuana.
Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?
Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.
As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds
Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.
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You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.
Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed
When you've had a sneaky joint and need to get rid of the smell by washing your hands, face and spraying deodorant all over yourself.
Paddy: "Need a sneaky J, look out for me dude"
Dan: 'No worries dude, just remember to dee-weed after"
Paddy: "Always do bro, we got any pizza left?"
blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating
yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!
When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.
Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.