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Big ol' slanty eyer. Will eat your pets and steal your rice.
"Fuck William Greening just slow roasted Mr. Whiskers and took all of our cup ramen!"
Having a cheeky tug. Often on Friday nights at 11:37 pm
Did you see the size of her ass, I need a little William
A gay cunt who wears makeup. He also loves to rape down syndrome people plus the occasional ass eating of a dyslexic
"that cunt is such William Ellison, he raped my down syndrome brother while wearing makeup
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David Williams is a very muscular sport teacher in whitmore high school. He goes by the name Dolph due to his squashed up nose and close resemblance to the rocky character. Dolph specialises in showing off his calf muscles and doing dead lifts in front of year 7s. He is often found roaming around the school car park in shorts while he shoes off how hard he is by wearing shorts in the snow. Dolph especially loves shagging his students' nan. Dolph would never miss an opportunity to exercise his calves.
David Williams has massive fucking calves
People with these names are total badasses
guy 1: bro i cannot mess with William Alfke
(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
She is a nice caring wonderful and a tough. She will be there if you need her. Shes cool and good to hang out with. But to be her friend you got to toughen up. If you get in a fight she will be there to stop it. If you someone to hang out with she's the right person. But never ever have beef with them. If you have a nevaeh williams or a nevaeh never lose her.
Guy 1: who her?
Guy 2: oh dats nevaeh isn't she hot and don't mess around with her.
Guy 1: oh I need a nevaeh williams she look the best out of all the girls