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yo daddy aint no glass maker: What ur mom tells u when u get in the way of the tv in the ghetto.
chiled: *walks in front of tv*
mother: *yeets shoe at young'n* Yo daddy aint no glass maker!
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I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.
You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!
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The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"
Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.
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I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th
"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"
Saying sorry to a dick after a blowjob.
*after blowjob* "Girl that was so bad you better Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine"
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Short for *you for sure, mother f*cker?*
As in, are you telling the truth??
Used by chavs etc.
A short way of asking a simple question -
warning, using it probably won't make you look cool, but quite the opposite -
people may just give you a wierd look and walk away.
Guy 1 - So I totalllly got with this well hot girl last night!
Guy 2 - Woah! Yo fo sho mo fo?!
Guy 1 - What?!
Guy 2 - Are you fo sho - mo fo?! You're kidding?
Guy - Okay, so i'm going now...
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isa's famous pick up lines that always work
hey baby i was sport you from across the room and you a fly girl i like yo style so awwww LEMME GET YO NUMBA BABY!!!!!!
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