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Appreciate Somebody named or nicknamed Eliza. Hail the ground they walk on!
“All hail Eliza!!”
“why are you guys saying that??”
“oh its NATIONAL ELIZA DAY!!!”
Friend 1: hey it November 8th it’s national trust fall day let do some trust falls
Friend 2: yeah let’s do it
Even the dummies in the back knew it would be a good idea to invest on Doge Day.
August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!
It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..
Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!
You : No way!
Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.
You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.
On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.
May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird
Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”
Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”
October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!
John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”