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When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
He is wild in the bed
yeet, dab
I like Tommaxes dick is huuuge so much
when you laugh so hard the combination of phlegm and drool that you produce creates a perfect sillouhette of a cock with a little bit of semen on the carpet.
"bruh you laughed so hard I spat a dick!!
A synonym to dickhead for people called Richard Manes.
Don't be such a Dick Manes, Stuart
chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \
A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”
Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \ -noun-
A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”
Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”