NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER

a phrase said by a kid on gamejolt that was mad at people reacting with the middle finger emoji.

NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER 🤬🤬🤬🤬

fucking dumbass

When someone does, say, or simply is incredibly stupid that even dumbass can't describe their stupidity

"dude, Jake tries to push open a door when it literally has a sign which says pull"
"bruh what a fucking dumbass"

Fucking dumbass

MØNSTER-_-ADD!3T#8574

MØNSTER-_-ADD!3T#8574 is a fucking dumbass.

Fuck crush

Someone who you have a crush on, only sexually.

Tim: yo u got a crush on that chick she a hella cute
Brad: sorta she bad af id hit it then quit it she sorta like a fuck crush

I Fucked Ironwoods Wife Lel UwU

*Derived from: Democracy Montage

Qrows bromance fights with Ironwood

I fucked Ironwoods Wife lel uwu. Qrow and Ironwood Porno.

This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate

I was thinking of Ideas for urban dictionary articals but then this stupif FREAKING FLY, lands on my screen, I put my finger on it to kill it, but not hard enough as to squash it and make a mess, but i am in examining it, but then it flies away and scares me!

"This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate" - Me

fuck:):!,!$:!/)::?,!

if you’re snapping a girl and she says “fuck:):!,!$:!/)::?,!”. let me just tell you it’s basically just “i love you and i don’t want to be without you i love you you’re so attractive and funny and i love talking to you, it’s my favorite thing to do, you’re the only person i wait for to respond, i literally could not imagine where i would be if i never met you because you’ve made me so happy and i really don’t think i could be this happy without you”

boy:*sends snap of him smiling*
me: fuck:):!,!$:!/)::?,!