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In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.
Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.
When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"
A nickname for a filthy rich lady named Roxann who doesn't shower regularly.
Hey look! It's Dirty Roxann!
When the girl your having sex with no longer has eyebrow(s) drawn on so you stick your dick (or finger) in her butt and draw on new one(s)
I was doing her in the butt and when she turned around and looked at me she was missing an eyebrow I pulled my dick out of her butt and drew a dirty sanchbrow!
I gave her a dirty sanchbrow!
When you accidentally pour your pony jar on your mom.
Yeah I just pulled Dirty Makani on Susan
The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.
Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night
When your getting your ass ate out by your gf and getting jerked off and you shit a log in her mouth and nut at the same time.
My gf was a bitch so I gave her a dirty nunchuck