The male equivalent of camel-toe. This occurs when a male wears skinny jeans that are a bit too tight, allowing a person facing them to see the outline and possibly girth of that males penis.
Andrew: Hey man check out my new skinny jeans.
Steve: Ew, dude! I can see your camel-dick!
Andrew: Thats the idea! I can't feel my legs though.
The stuff on the end of your dick when your very unhealthy
Yo don’t buy his cotton candy it’s filled with Nathan’s dick fluff
The front opening in men's underwear. Also known as a fly.
Guy A: The dick window in boxers is there so your junk can breathe.
Guy B: No, dumbass, it's so you can pee through them.
Something always ready and waiting to blow.
Brian is like a kettle dick when it comes to sex.
All/any joke that Nikki laughs at
Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes
A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.
Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.
Ed has a flappy dick
Flappy dick symptom Ed has a flappy dick