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When watching, listening to or thinking about something that gives you an erection.
I thought about (name) last night, they're a real dick mover.
condom for gay people
damn that boy got his dick in hood
Lady and the Tramp dick is when you partied too hard, your dick isn’t even al dente hard and all you want to do is connect like Lady and the Tramp. But the only thing your dick is good for is a loving slurp.
Dan, you just went too hard last night. I know you had it on lock with Linzy, but your Lady and the Tramp dick ruined it.
A Dick which is on the shorter side in length but Oh Mama, is that thing wide.
G1: Yeah, last night I finally got to at least try to have sex with my Boyfriend.
G2: No Way! What happened?
G1: Well, we didn't really do anything, mostly because he had a Dinnerplate Dick.
When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.
Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."
A male who fraternizes sexually with four or more different partners within a short period of time (one week maximum) with absolutely no commitment before or after the encounter.
The only sin is window dicking.
After too much window dicking, it now burns when I pee.
When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear
Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday