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When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.
Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?
Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.
When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.
My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.
When you engage in intercourse and depart immediately after never to be seen Or heard from again.
Kyle: What happened with your date the other night?
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.
A glass stem used for smoking crack cocaine
Yo been hurting that genie dick hard
when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss
i got drumpo dick! cant wait to die!
The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."
Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.