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Post your gf and show her how much you appreciate her and what she does for you. March 9th!!!
“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”
Having sex with someone on the first day you meet them
I keep going on tinder dates tryna get some day one strokes
Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them
I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.
The homeless looking mofo who is ready to roll a joint and pass on your face
Life is not a party without party dai
National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.
Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!
On June 12th dominant femboy lovers are allowed to treat femboys however they want to, as long as it is doesn't cause long-term damage to the femboy and the femboy consents with it.
Guy1: Hey have you heard that tomorrow is the Submissive Femboy day
Femboy: Ok i will allow it, but only because tomorrow is this special day
this is a shark that has evolved from a shark in the sea and basically a land shark that only eats in the day time because it can see at night and it prefers eating humans but because its weak nature out of the water it preys on children and babies instead. when parents not around watching. or lure parents into a trap to eat up the children. this work on all land animals mammals.
shar-day is the second form. the final form will be flying sharks. don't let it evolve again.