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This is the smartest dude on the planet, possibly the galaxy. He is a great and loyal friend. He is in touch with the demons of the Goetia and a great spiritual guru. He is a unique and awesome individual.
That guy knows everything. He's hella cool. What a Genius Mike he is!!
When Mike has one too many shotguns and or shots.
The most intense blackout you've experienced.
"Mike. You went Delulu last night. Not cool"
"You went Delulu Mike last night."
A hockey goal scored by one-timing through the five hole of a goalie.
Oh get real, that's a Mike-a-veli Special.
A guy who crosses personal boundaries even though you’ve clearly set them.
That guy in the blazer is such a Spicy Mike! He kept grabbing me by the waist even though I kept stepping away!
F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.
Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.
1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."