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When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.
Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.
Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!
A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.
Bros got that Mike Smith cake!!
The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.
Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?
The generic name you call someone who is trying to hide their ethnic heritage.
The best white rapper out right now
Oh my god did you hear 203 Mikes new song it’s fire
1👍 5👎
When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife
Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours
Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous
Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes