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A man of questionable sexual orientation that resides within the town of Prior Lake, Minnesota. They usually only exhibit their repressed homosexual urges while under the effects of alcohol. You can generally find them singing country songs at the local karaoke establishment.
Homosexual #1: "I totally got banged by JP last night."
Homosexual #2: "He isn't gay, he has a kid doesn't he?"
Homosexual #1: "Well yeah, but he's Prior Lake Straight."
Homosexual #2. "Oh."
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Straight tik tok is like the ocean, we know only 5% of it but it's enough to make us not want to be near it ever again
Person#1: help me!
Person#2: what's the matter?
Person#1: I'm on straight tik tok
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So Straight Straighter the *Super Straight* You can kiss the homies without it being gay!
Justiny: "Yooo Joey You like Being Gangster dont you"
Joey: "Nah bro just fucking kiss me am super super straight"
Justiny: " No your a Gangster"
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To absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is.
Joe: Wow how hot is that girl down the hall?
Dan: Man, I'd straight piledrive that shit
Joe: fo'real
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Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.
A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.
A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?
Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.
Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?
Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
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sXe - the philosophy of being straight edge. No drugs, drink or casual sex. Often associated with the hXc genre. Straight edge individuals are often seen rockin tight jeans and nike dunks.
Your dunks are sick! Let me get you a drink mate...nah I'm alright thanks, I have a bottle of water with me because I'm so straight edge
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