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When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.
I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.
Like the first type, Type 2 Asthma is a respiratory condition that makes breathing very difficult. Which can cause very heavy (Sexual) breathing. But what's also unique to this, is that it causes the person to have conditions very similar to Autism. As in the person is mentally stupid and doesn't have Common Sense. Side effects of Type 2 Asthma is that it causes the person to have orgasms or act very constipated.
"Guys I think this kid has Type 2 Asthma"
The sequel to possibly the most epic game ever. It in it's self will be an legendary game.
DudeREuse I can't wait to play Mass effect 2 it looks soooo awsome!!!
The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.
Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?
Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
The group that made the controversial song, "Me so Horny"
2 live crew made me so horny
A system for getting a woman to preform various sexual acts on you. It is initiated by a woman complementing a part of your body such as your hairstyle. This should immediately be followed by "whipping it out". The 1-2 punch may sometimes be considered sexual harassment or public indecency.
Girl: Hey, your hair looks nice today.
You: If you like that, then check this out.
*You whip it out*
You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.
The time of morning when you are most vulnerable. Feelings are almost always revealed at this time