My bra is too tight, can you fix it?

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them

Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*

I can see my house from here

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

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can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

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can i take a bite out of your taco?

Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.

Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?

Kristen: ewww no you creeper!

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I can nawt get sick right now

A sentence you use when you can nawt get sick right now

"Omg Bailey are you ok?"
Baliey:*sneezes* " I can nawt get sick right now I have kendras birthday party and that baby shower later I-I just can nawt get sick right now."

-Family Guy S11 EP.18 Total Recall

You Can Have My Back Any Day

What you say to your friend when you are secretly in love with them.

Eddie: “You can have my back any day”

Buck: “or, you know, you can have mine”

People who think that opinions can be wrong

The ultimate level of stupidity. One who is so stupid, thier brain can only function enough to do what is needed to survive. A true moron.

A: "...what comes before B?"
B: "Dude, you're like people who think opinions can be wrong."

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