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You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.
Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?
Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia
Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.
Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment
Officer: oh okay we understand
Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok
When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.
When having sex you bust your load in your hand. Then slap the girl in the face. And then try to sue her.
Chris Brown a Bitch, jerking off, legal actions, Chris Brown, Rhianna
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A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.
Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.
Fred:
Tim: Fred?
Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.
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When a person gets mad to the point of getting violent.
he was just joking when Burt started going Chris Brown.
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