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On December 9th ,you have to celebrate any loved ones named Chris. It doesn't matter whether it’s your bestfriend, boyfriend, or family member ! Anyone named Chris deserves some extra love this day..
Yo, what day is it today?
- It's National Chris Day, bitch!
the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you
Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(
When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.
When having sex you bust your load in your hand. Then slap the girl in the face. And then try to sue her.
Chris Brown a Bitch, jerking off, legal actions, Chris Brown, Rhianna
A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.
Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.
Fred:
Tim: Fred?
Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.
When a person gets mad to the point of getting violent.
he was just joking when Burt started going Chris Brown.
He does stuff.
Chris Publicover caber tosses a duck across a waterfall.
He is doing stuff.