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Friend #1: "You look like a mole person"
Friend #2: "Shut the fuck up, you were anally conceived"
When you poop a massive turd and it splashes water up your anis so far that you digest the water
Jeffie: "dude I have to poop so bad"
Kennis: " then go"
Jeffie: " but dude it will be an anal splash if I go
Kennis: "oh dude I HATE THOSE!!"
taking a naked shit when it's below freezing
i heard my anal chatter the other night when i was out snow skiing with my mom.
When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric
Sorry man, I have to go home and change, Jordan just gave me a pant anal on the men’s bathroom
When food is so dirty, so greasy, so indigestion-inducing, that most of it along with the calories its loaded with, goes right through your system undigested. Mathematically related to its close cousin in economic theory, Giffen goods.
"Girlfriend, I can straight up eat buckets of KFC for and not pack on any pounds. That dirty bird flies right through me without making any stops until it gets to its porcelain watering hole. For real. It's like I got anal bulimia."
When your given anal and chunks of shit are on your dick
Bro I was fucking somebody and she gave me anal chunks hell nahhh
When you have too long of butt hair and they tie themselves together.
Hey,I heard Jessica had to cut her anal jerky with a chainsaw.