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If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

by pettibzb November 23, 2011


ASSH0LE ASSHOLE

The SEX ORGAN that has nothing to do with SHIT. Note that the ASSH0LE ASSHOLE opens and closes for everybody's convenience.

I never flush my ASSH0LE ASSHOLE down any HUMAN TOILETS or other TOILETS.

by FECESRIMJOB March 22, 2021


International be an asshole day

On March 1st, it is your moral and ethical obligation to be an asshole to everyone and u can’t be nice at all u less it is absolutely necessary

Timmy got a frog stapled to his face because he celebrated “International be an asshole day”

by Mrpoopybutttttttthole March 1, 2021


Alcoholic asshole

Me

"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"

by Am not gay February 1, 2023


asshole triangle

A triangle connecting Abany, Boston, and Philadelphia. In Pinball gaming circles this area is know for containing an excessive number of assholes.

Oh, don't mind him. That dick lives in the asshole triangle.

by channelmaniac January 13, 2018


Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

by Asspipe April 6, 2009


creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

by Will you help jack off a horse October 31, 2023