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A problem that results directly from masturbation.
"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"
"Ahhh Harry you carry on like that your gunna' end up a jesus in a toaster"
Can be abreviated: "Priyanka's in a toaster now"
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Upper class slang for being hooked on cocaine
Rich Girl: I'm quite hooked on Jesus
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A jesus radical is someone who incesantly speaks of all things relating to jesus and how good they are. They may not believe or worship jesus but they feel the need to spread the word of him in a mocking manner.
Betty: Jesus Loves You!
Roy: Really? How so?
Betty: He loves all the "special" people. (muahahaha)
Roy: Why does my life suck so bad?
Roy: I can't even get a date!
Roy: I'm an 18 yr old virgin! I'll never get laid!
Betty: Jesus hates you!
Roy: I thought you said he loved me?
Betty: Not today he doesn't! You're a fat lard!
Betty: I love Jesus!
Roy: Why do you ALWAYS talk about Jesus!?!
Betty: Cuz he has muscular thieghs, and I just,...I just want to lick barbeQ sauce off 'em!!
Roy: You're one sick fucker!
Betty: Mmmmm,... You know it! I love me some jesus!!
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Originated by Kanye West. He wears a Phat Gold chain with a realistic Jesus medallion that hangs from the chain. A Jesus piece is a piece of jewelery that represents Jesus.
"I stay fitted from the Polo fleece to the Jesus piece."
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Hunter Romans the best person ever is one.
Hunter: "I'm an edge jesus"
All girls: "I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMG OMG!"
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It's a moment when you suddenly become very enlightened as if jesus had planted a brilliant idea into your brain.
I could decide what to name my paper, but then I had a Jesus Moment and i figured out the perfect title.
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