cheese cake

A reference or slang for pussy.

I want a piece of that cheese cake.

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Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

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snatch cheese

The female equivalent of duck butter

Man that girl had such nasty snatch cheese, once I undid her pants I passed out.

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under cheese

Any random substance that gets trapped in the hair located in between your ass crack and genitals. These substances build up over time and create small yellowish clumps. Hence the name under cheese.

Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.

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Quantitative cheesing

The consumption of large amounts of dairy product.

Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"

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scalp cheese

That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.

“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“

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face cheese

That thin coat of funk that covers a person's phone from face, ear, hand grease or makeup.

Zach wanted me to watch a video on his phone and I could barely make it out through the thick layer of face cheese.

Damn Mom! You need to clean this face cheese! Half your makeup is on this shit!

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