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A place that you go to when you are very, very high.
Yo, dude...I'm on fuckin' Planet Chill
When you’ve invited you s/o to your place on your work from home day which slowly ends up becoming intimate sexy time. The laptop is kept open of course to ensure an e-mail from the boss is not missed and on a busy work day the thrusting is in sync with email notifications.
Dude: Hey I am working from home today, do yo i want to come over? I have some e-mails to respond to. We can a get some work done!
Girl: Sure I’ll bring my laptop and we can outlook and chill!
Boy: I missed you (looks deeply in the girls eyes)
Girl: I missed you too (begins to unbutton). Fuck me hard baby!
*E-mail notification bling…bling…bling in syncs with the tap…tap…tap… uhh…aahhh…harder…ahhhh
Actually having sex...not planning or talking about it. Doing it!
Phone Rings I'm just in the middle of netflixing and chilling can we chat later?
How was netflixing and chilling for you?
I had the best time nextflixing and chilling with you last night!
Basically the edgy equivalent of "Netflix and chill".
I can't wait to come home and have some Clorox & chill!
Clorox & chill ; Chilling at the TV while drinking Clorox Bleach.
Well it's like Netflix And Chill but overwatch edition. The rules are simple, you find a girl who used to have a crush on you or is on your best friends list on Snapchat and have a one night stand with and you watch a full Overwatch porn video and do everything they do in the video. Who knows, maybe you'll do it more than once!
Disclaimer: This is for the inexperienced but each to their own.
Rules:
1.) Take a shower to warm up!
2.) Do whatever they do in the video!
3.) The longer the better!
4.) You have to be watching the video and prepared to change positions!
5.) No hair(unless you like it that way)!
6.) You have to make it to the end of the video!
7.) Have fun!
Alittle challenge for those who are up for it: Send this to the next girl who texts you and see their response.
Example 1: Did you hear? Mike and Ashley Overwatch And Chilled, they are a freaky couple.
Example 2: Hey, Anna. Wanna Overwatch And Chill? You won't be able to walk after I'm done.
Chill- to be calm and cool.
Axing- to chop things with an axe typically wood.
"Hey do you wanna go chill axing later on?"
A night involving a mexican feast and well.. Chilling
Hey.. Mexmix and chill tonight? 😉