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A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.
David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.
Christians who look down on others because of their knowledge of scripture and feel that God favors them more as result.
I liked this Church alot more before I realized all the Cliff Christians that go here.
Somebody who chooses the bible verses they like and disregards the verses they do not like. So they can continue to live in a shell.
Jerry is a Christian Cherrypicker, he thinks homosexuality is a sin but wears mixed fabrics and eats fish.
"Bro you like god?"
"No I'm a total christian foushee"
cool short people know this name. he is their god, lord, and savior. if you think you are under 5'3" and think you are cool but don't know this name, newsflash you're not cool.
"Bro imagine being only 4'11""
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"
icky.
who is that?
oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
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Internet memes using characters from the movie Pixar’s The Incredibles as a template for Christian topics (mostly featuring Mr. Incredible) on Instagram.
“Ah man, I am scrolling through Insta real hard right now, ah dang, not another Christian Incredibles meme!” The posts: *photo of Mr. Incredible posing and smiling* “Me proud that I dont stray away from God’s ever glowing light” “I prayed three times today, it’s not enough I cannot accept it” “ Touching myself in the name of the lord, DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME IN VAIN”