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Guy that was dumped by Liza Koshy after dating for 2 years.
person 1: Did David Dobrik and Liza Koshy break up?
person 2: Yea, she broke up with him in january.
Some arguibly funny ex viner who's got lucky enough to get famous same as Logan Paul but with less savagery currently sucking dick of every celebrity new celebrity so they can appear in his vlogs which content are not any different from your standard L.A. vlogger basically just another rich savage wannabe with hot girls in the thumbnail, you got me...al the package
Person 1: I'm sure that guy is gay how could he have rejected Madison Bear
Person 2: Hi's not gay he is David Dobrik
The guy who abandoned his youtube channel and left us out to dry
Jake: hey, why are you depressed?
Gus: Cuz David Dobrik doesn't upload every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday anymore
The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist
Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old
Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist
David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.
You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.
David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."