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A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.
Who does he think he's fooling with that wig? He is a total Dutch Maiden
When you are out in public spaces, (most often your local farmer's market and/or auction, diner, luncheonette, or fire company social quarters) somewhere in south central Pennsylvania, and you notice you are being watched by an old man who does nothing more than give you a barely perceptible nod (perhaps squinting a bit as well), letting you know you are "O.K." and accepted.
"hey man you sure we are gonna be ok walking into this place? It looks rough."
"Yeah man, that old dude gave me the Dutch Nod walking in"
"Really??? That guy gave me the finger!!"
"Well then.... you're fucked"
See also: “Dutch Surrender”
A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.
Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.
I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.
But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.
I still win, I have the most hotels.
Typical Dutch Victory…..
A group of men get together and form a circle. Each person will whip out their dicks and place their left hand as if they are in jerking off formation. The person on the left side will then proceed his right hand on the wrist of the hold’ie then in a calm no homo action, everyone will proceed to gently shake the wrist of the person to the right of you. Creating a Dutch Rotisserie.
Chris: “Wow what an experience I’ve never been a part of a Dutch Rotisserie before!”
Dylan: “I thought you guys were talking about lunch that was an amazing experience!”
James: “I’ve done a lot of crazy experiences in my day. Glad I can cross out a Dutch Rotisserie with the boys!”
While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.
Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.
Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.
We bought cigars and broke into his car and used it as a Dutch Hearse.
When someone farts in a elevator before you get in
John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .