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Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.
Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"
Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"
next day
Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"
Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
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based on the latest Egg card advers in the UK, where when someone gets an egg card, something incredibly dumb happens elsewhere.
*Jack falls flat on his face after reaching the top of a flight of stairs*
John: Well, someone just got egg
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Noun: The fluid produced when ejaculate received in the mouth during oral sex is excreted through the nose after being made to laugh.
Verb: Egg Drop Souping - the act of expelling ejaculate from the nose after having received it in your mouth from performing oral sex and being made to laugh.
He busted his nut right as I was remembering a joke from earlier, and I totally egg drop souped. Do you have any idea how much that burns?
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When an Oriental person is having buttsex and puts his dick in her mouth and then punches her face over and over again. Tasty!
"Wow, that chocolate covered eggroll was delightful!"
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something a guy say when he likes another girl the egg roll is often the penis and the butter is another thing
You really butter my egg roll!
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its a phrase used when someone is not having a good day. if they are having a lot of bad luck, or if things just aren't going right.
Shwickerella: "Hey bbz hows it going;)?"
Ruth: "not too good..having a bad egg day, found out my ex is GAY!!"
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a recently found secret in the main menu of the nintendo gamecube. an easter egg can sometimes refer to something that was hidden in video games by the creators and the game does not inform you of the secret.the gamecube main menu or gcmm has a certain music which if sped up about x16 it sounds just like the famicom disc startup menu. famicom was an add on accessory for the nes or nintendo entertainment system. Search the video on youtube. people hypothesize that nintendo did this because the gamecube was the first nintendo system to use discs instead of cartrages
Hey, do you know about the the gamecube's biggest easter egg which lasted 8 years until it was found by ninds.com!
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