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A Murderino life motto to remain Sexy and not get murdered. Not to be confused with being rude; more like, don't try to be so polite you put your ass in a dangerous situation that might get you killed.
You see a man in the middle of a dark desert highway with a flat tire. (No cars for miles) BUT he is wearing a ski mask and waving you down with a big knife in his hand .. fuck politeness , you don't stop.
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when you hit your dick so hard you cant feel your legs
coach I cant run because last night I was hardcore fucking
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When you are in the gym, and someone positions themselves as to make it appear that their crotch is near an opening of your body as seen from the mirror reflection.
Andrew was bench pressing and after each set the creeper behind him moved around trying to mirror fuck him.
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When you actively thrust your penis into your partner's head while receiving a blowjob. If you go too deep, it can trigger a gag reflex.
"She went down on me last night, but I got a little too excited while head-fucking her and she gagged."
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To get screwed out of something, to lose an object or for your friends to drink the last beer. Or when something blatenly goes wrong in a non tragic way.
"Crystal buddy fucked me when she drank the last of my captain and coke!"
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A pearly-white intimacy lotion often liberally supplied to the uppermost regions of ladies in German arthouse films. It remains stored in the nutsack until required by the upright expulsion medium, known as the knob.
Miffy: "Oh Constance, the whole town is saying I trysted with Lord Whitesonly. But we have never been anything other than completely discreet.""
Constance: "Sadly, m'lady, that's less than true. For it has to be said the strings of fuck chuck adorning m'lady's chinular region have been swaying in the breeze for all and yonder to admire for twainscore and an eternity."
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