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A high school in Calvert County, Maryland
The schools mascot is the cavalier.
Known for being not as ghetto as Pax but not as rich as H-town. Also known for being incredibly mediocre at every sport. The school is filled with members of the LGBTQ community. But also has its fair share of jocks, rednecks, and weirdos.
Tom:Aye bruh what school you go too?
James:I go to Calvert high school bro
Tom:Damn i feel bad for you
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A public high school in Kirksville, northeastern Missouri, notoriously home of various celebrities such as the vice principal, The Penguin, and several teachers borne of the DNA of Medusa who were produced in the school's scientific research facility on the south wing, added in 2010. The ~800 students at Kirksville High School have a familial average annual income of $120,000, but when you remove outliers, this number drops to $550.
The Penguin - "HEH HEH HEH. Welcome to my lair, the Kirksville High School office. What have we here, Bats?"
Student - "What the fuck did you just say to me?"
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High School located in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, where you can purchase drugs nearly everywhere and while taking a shit, you can read one of three things on the bathroom stalls: a phonebook with skanks numbers on it, artistic drawings of Marijuana leaves, and/or anti semetic students voicing their opinions by sketching swastikas. Lahser is seen by many as a wealthy school because of the area that it is located in, but that is not completely true. The Bloomfield Hills School District has decided over the past few years to spend its funds on places other than Lahser, the district's most populated school. It is also seen as an extremely safe environment, until October 3, 2006, when an african american man attempted to steal a students car by pointing a hand gun at him. One question: Doesn't Lahser have a parking lot attendant that is being paid to watch the parking lot? Lahser is filled, with both staff and students, who only look forward to getting fucked up on the weekends and who don't give a shit about the school week. Lahser needs to be demolished, rebuilt, and certain faculty members should be forced to retire.
Yolanda: Who is the best teacher at Lahser High School?
Marniqua: Mr.Blair, cuz i knew more about chemistry before the class than he did.
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The greatest school in all of Minnesnowta. people that come from this place are the "swickest" of them all and deserve all of the praise they have coming. Every person that has ever stepped out of this high school has become successful and lived a beautifully fabulous life. Orono High school is a place that provides wonderful people with a swick life. brillance, beauty, and swickness. Only ballers come from here. BALLER CITY.
Wow, ****** came from Orono High School, she is the swickest person I've ever met
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Possibly one of the best places in the capital reigon of New York to get one's high school education. Schenectady has a bad reputation compared to that of the nearby Niskayuna High School, whose diversity consists of three asian students., but that is only because the local newpapers don't know how to accurately report anything. For example, when a Niskayuna pothead was caught growing marijuana in his closet, it was reported as the crime of a "local student" but when a Schenectady student starts a food fight, you can basically find they're whole biography in the article. People fail to notice that almost all student in these suburban schools are complete druggies or go out and get drunk every weekend at college parties where thirteen-year-old girls give blowjobs to every guy they meet. People also fail to recognize that Schenectady High has a very elaborate fine arts, physical education, technology, and science wings and is also in the top 5% of high schools in the nation as far as variety of class offerings go. It is also currently the only school in the capital reigon to offer a full International Baccalaureate diploma with which a certain someone, got accepted into Yale. On top of that the diversity is mind-blowing and well prepares you for all of the different types of people you will meet in life. So, top that Niskayuna and all of you other suburban schools whose success is nothing more than a cover-up of your weaknesses.
"Oh my God, did you hear about that riot at Schenectady High School? They have shootings like every day!"
"Oh my God, did you hear that girl that graduated last year from Schenectady High School got accepted into Yale?!?!"
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One of the largest schools in New York State. Full with about 90% of Hispanics and the rest blacks and Asians. People wonder how kids here graduate if the first language u hear around is Spanish. The only good thing is the soccer team bc they're all Latinos and the football team is fucking garbage.
Brentwood High School is know as the Indians
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The school where the past is glamorous movie stars before they became famous, and the present is a student body that speaks 35 different languages.
Hollywood High School was attended by such notables as:
John Archer, actor (1933)
Meredith Baxter, actress (1965)
Carol Burnett, actress/comedien (1951)
Keith Carradine, actor (1966)
Robert Carradine, actor (1971)
Lon Chaney, Jr., actor (1924)
Johnny Crawford, actor (1962)
Linda Evans, actress (1960)
Mimsy Farmer, actress (1963)
Nanette Fabray, actress (1939)
Mike Farrell, actor (1957)
Judy Garland, singer/actress (1940)
James Garner, actor (1944)
Gloria Grahame, actress (1942)
Alan Hale Jr., actor (1936)
Barbara Hershey, actress (1965)
John Huston, director/writer (1923)
Jill St. John, actress (1957)
Chuck Jones, animator (1930)
Dickie Jones, actor (1945)
Sally Kellerman, actress (1954)
Alan Ladd, actor (1931)
Carole Lombard, actress (1923)
Richard Long, actor (1945)
Gladys McConnell, actress and aviatrix (1924)
Ann Miller, dancer/actress (1937)
Yvette Mimieux, actress (1960)
David Nelson, actor/singer (1954)
Ricky Nelson, actor/singer (1957)
Sarah Jessica Parker, actress6
Stefanie Powers, actress (1960)
John Ritter, actor (1966)
Jason Robards, actor (1940)
Ruth Roland, actress (1908)
Mickey Rooney, actor
Alexis Smith, actress (1938)
Sharon Tate, actress
Charlene Tilton, actress (1976)
Lana Turner, actress (1936)
Victoria Vetri, actress (1963)
Joseph Wapner, judge, featured on The People's Court (1937)
Tuesday Weld, actress (1960)
Fay Wray, actress (1925)
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