The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
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When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.
Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.
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When you know you're full of sure I'll have another and it must be so obvious to others, so you have to ask.
"Are you buying what I'm selling?"
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"Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!" is what a guy shouts just before he squirts his creamy load.
Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!
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Telling someone you understand what they are talking about.
George: After you wash the car you need to feed the dog and take out the cat.
Bill: Ok George, I'm picking up what you're putting down!
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Keep talking crazy I'm going to off my top
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Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)