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When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.
Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.
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When you know you're full of sure I'll have another and it must be so obvious to others, so you have to ask.
"Are you buying what I'm selling?"
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"Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!" is what a guy shouts just before he squirts his creamy load.
Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!
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Telling someone you understand what they are talking about.
George: After you wash the car you need to feed the dog and take out the cat.
Bill: Ok George, I'm picking up what you're putting down!
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Keep talking crazy I'm going to off my top
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Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?
Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)