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Mashed Potato Brains

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

by A sad FF April 22, 2017


Amoeba Dick for Brains

Used to describe people whose dick and brain share a single cell.

The idiotic man had no ability to understand that not everyone wants to be sexualized by him and that making women uncomfortable isn't okay just because it makes him feel good, He's an amoeba dick for brains.

by Cami, the dragon loving fairy June 20, 2022


Modders brain syndrome

The British modding communities of fiveM are infected with modders brain sickness also knows as (Modders Brain Syndrome), which makes you believe in ways that no other person would think things are not choices and also bans many users from your servers for leaking when they don't even leak.

This modder has modders brain syndrome

I.Hunter has modders brain syndrome

You have modders brain syndrome

by Kane 2.0 July 16, 2023


Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.

How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.

by pred69 August 26, 2015


Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.

"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.

by Smurfanator February 8, 2010


Blow job brain

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...

Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."

by Milly5 September 26, 2015


synchronised brain tumors

two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time

Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again

by KeeKz October 14, 2007