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When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.
Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.
That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.
CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:
Strong hurricanes? Global warming
Weak hurricanes? Global warming
No hurricanes? Global warming
Hot today? Global warming
Cold today? Global warming
Raining too much? Global warming
Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded
Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?
Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.
Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.
Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.
Definition 1: A person who abuses the "Juggernaut" Perk on a Call of duty game.People often refer to these people as "tanks" as they cannot be taken down easily.They are referred to as 'jews' because they simply abuse the perk,as previously stated.A jugger jew can often drive people crazy and into fits where everything within a 25 mile radius around them is torn apart out of pure rage and hatred of the jugger jew.
*Note,this is not a racist joke twards the Jewish community.*
Stop being a jugger jew you noob! I shot you 8 times with a .50 cal!Die already!!!
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A person that does not pay their bills. A Jew dog will usually swindle friends and family for their own benefit. Also known as doing a ryan Newton.
Someone did a ryan Newton on me the other day I was spewing. What a Jew dog.
The prior state of verbally assaulting jews. The time before it became popular to diss jews. Often confused with the word 'prejudice'.
Don't hit me with that pre-jew-diss!
He is so pre-jew-diss