This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).
Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
The worse english teacher in the world
Bro i hate this class man. Kyle Howard is teaching us and it's living hell
A good friend. Likes football/soccer. Slight problem is if you see a Wild Kyle... you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, im telling you why... Kyle M is ππͺπ’π’ππ£π on the town. Kyle M is ππͺπ’π’ππ£π on the town. Kyle M is ππͺπ’π’ππ£π....... on the tooowwnnn.
"I want a new Kyle McElwee Toy for christmas!"
Sally- βIβm so happy that the blue team won!!β
Timmy- βThe team i was rooting for were all just a bunch of darn kyle roweβs!!!!!!!β
is sometimes moody but a really nice person and considerate loves to have a laugh but can have his man periods
kyle kewley is so fun and i would love to go the fair again
Most likely to have a Louis Partridge obsession or any obsession with British men
You are being a Kylee Coffey today
a mother that is transphobic but says "love who you love" whenever someone brings up a same sex relationship and who also is emotionally abusive and talks about your body too much to the point it makes you so uncomfortable you don't even want to bring food up around her cause you know she'll say something
"sam, i love your mom"
"sure she's such a kyle marshall tho"
"what's that?"
"huh? i didn't say anything"
"oh i thought i heard you say she was a kyle marshall?"
"dude what even is that?"