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having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex
me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey
When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.
Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!
The most commonly sold monkey to celebraties. Examples of this occuring include Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ross from friends.
'Capuchin Monkeys may urine wash to calm down aggressive friends.' - Mental Floss.com
1. a retarded dumb fuck.
2. and dumbass
gosh you are being such a tark monkey!
A phrase reffering to the tiny little monkeys that hang on to eachother. Meaning when a clique is chillin and some random kid is continuously trying to include himself/herself.
Coolkid1: Hey guys lets get pizza tonight!
othercoolkids: YEAH!!!!!
nerd: Yeah totally!!!
coolkid1: Go the fuck away you big monkey link!
When someone has a small penis like a monkey.
She was laughing at Tom and his monkey peen
When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.
"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."
"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."