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Slang for smoking weed. A poor excuse for recreational marijuana smoking.
Mom: "What have you been doing it's nearly midnight?!"
Pot head son: "Uhhhhhhh.... me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana muffins, so it took awhile."
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in need of action for red heads
I'm Chelle, I'm a cheddar, and I'm lovin' with my muffin!
aka on the prowl...meow
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(MTF) The degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. When posting ads, online experts agree that including your Muffin Top Factor -- or "MTF" is the right thing to do. Simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you've got your MTF.
Examples of PROPER use:
1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.
2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.
Examples of IMPROPER use:
1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.
2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!
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When you fuck a guy/girl with a muffin top
"Dude..I saw this bitch walking down the street and wanted to give her a Muffin Fuck Basket as a reward for being hot"
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when your doggy does you
My dog candy mandy muffined me
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Generally around 6am, which is the average time english muffins are consumed
"Hey man ill meet you there at about english muffin time okay?"
"Nah thats too early, how about 8"
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an ugly girl that wears tight clothes and has her side fat hanging out for people to sadly see.
Did you see that fat girl with cellulite?
Yeah that's so gross, she has muffin top syndrome and I can't believe she went on stage with those high school musical shorts. so gross!
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