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Man-Friends

The group of men who vie for the attention of a single woman by not actively pursuing her. They are often friends themselves or co-workers etc. who claim equal stake in the possibility that they can form a more substantial relationship. Man-Friends serve different functions for the women they seek, from simple companionship to the completion of chores or providing emotional support.

Man-friends are often in denial of their passive pursuit of their 'friends'. Man-Friends can be obstacles to the women's prospective mates and have been known to sabotage their attempts at other relationships. Single men in pursuit of a woman with man-friends are often put off by their presence. Man-friend status is usually something to avoid in developing a new relationship.

The term man-friends does not describe the friends of a man or the gay male friends a woman has.

I decided not to pursue that girl from the club, she was hanging out with, like, 6 man-friends.

"Things are great with Sally, but tomorrow we go to the game with her 'man-friend' Jeff!!! We will have to see how that goes..."

"I have really become fond of Ann, but I think I am just a 'man-friend'."

"You should have seen it coming, man. She had you slotted as a 'man-friend' from the start."

"I got my 'man-friend' coming over to mow the lawn today, I think I will ask him to change the porch light as well."

by Dirt Biike May 11, 2008

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Boise Friend

A person who you may see in person only a few times a year due to living in seperate, distant cities; usually hot enough to justify effort in communication. For most of the year, contact with this person exists only through text messages, the occasional phone call or email. Typically, upon reunion, the Boise Friend will profess pleasure and excitement for seeing you and bemoan the sparse contact the rest of the year. After seeing the Boise Friend, communication is fairly regular. After a month or so, however, they stop answering text messages and don't call back so the communication is totally one-sided. After a little while the crap they dish out in this way outweighs their residual hotness and at this point you delete them from your various contacts. The Boise Friend should not be confused with the Long Distance Friend, with whom contact is always two-way, if sparse.

"Did you hear back from Julie?" "Yeah, but it took her three days to answer my text. She's turning into a Boise Friend."

Lowell ran into Kate at the Nyssa get-together but after a few weeks he never heared back from her. He'd had enough of her on-again, off-again Boise Friend crap so he deleted her. When she called two months later out of the blue, he didn't recognize her number and ignored it.

by Heck Yes Im JM February 11, 2008

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best friend

Background: Experience
definition:
A best friend is that one person you can always count on. They won't get jealous if you're dating someone and they're still single. They wouldn't tell you their personal opinion about something if they knew it would hurt you. They would never in their lives start drama with you or about you. They would stop people who did start rumors about you and they wouldn't care if it made them look bad. They'd only care for your feelings and make sure you were okay.They wouldn't ignore you or blow you off for a crush, then come back and expect you not to be hurt by their actions. A best friend would be that one person who would let you cry and be the strong one who would be with you during that time. After you were through, they would make sure you were 100% okay to talk about it.

A best friend would cry with you.

Best Friends Cory and Shaun from Boy Meets World

by danceluvv December 27, 2010

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Friend Zone

A term used to vilify women for exercising her right to say no because somewhere along the line men got the idea that women are obligated to date or sleep with anyone who talks to them or who they're friends with, and if they don't they're horrible people.

Bob: Wahhh Suzy put me in the friend zone!

George: Oh forget her! She's a heartless bitch! All women are the same!

Suzy: Excuse me? First of all I can't help the fact that I'm not attracted to Bob like that. Second of all I lost one of my closest friends who it turns out was only pretending to be my friend in hopes of getting in my pants, and I'm the villian here?

by Letsbefriendsokay? January 27, 2012

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plastic friend

The endless fountain of wealth otherwise known as a credit card.

Person 1: I'm broke, got any cash?
Person 2: Nope I'm out as well
Person 1: Oh hang on, we're saved, my wife left her plastic friend in my wallet!
Person 2: Hallelujah!

by Jonny R December 11, 2005

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Friend kiss

A kiss between friends who don't want to piss off their other friends, so they don't feel guilty. It's awesome!

Girl: Hey should we feel bad about this?
Guy: hell nah, it's just a friend kiss *wink*

by Sipsadick April 19, 2011

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Friend Zoned

A phrase that men use (often out of self pity) in an attempt to explain why a girl turned them down. The reality, however, is that he is simply not the girl's type & she is too nice to say so.

Girl: "_______ thinks he got friend zoned. He doesn't get it.'

by Sure, why not? March 3, 2012

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