an old man that can't get a hard on.
I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.
A jolly old chap is a old english smart person who is quite definately a chav
When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.
"I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil."
Everyone on the internet
When someone is laughing at some naughty stuff and acts like a child
Person 1: "Hey look 5318008"
Person 2: " What a 12 year old"
a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters
old man bitner is a pussy
Syndrome that old men get, making them want to unnecessarily stuff.
Old man syndrome is Look out the window, yell at the cat in the bowl, ask about stuff the lost years ago and try to find. Go on a mission to accomplish something yet the goal is small like a new pillow for the couch.
Over the hill; someone who used to be 'it' but doesn't realize they aren't any longer.
"Look at her, thinking she is all that... she's day old bread." or "Day old bread needs to stick together."