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The reason behind why you feel unbelievably hungover. A night spent with Peebles (Rak) and Ali (Ruane) will definitely leave you wonder what the hell hit you in the liver with the force of a small, localised atom bomb.
“I feel like I’m trying to recover from a fucking autopsy!”
“Well, that’ll happen when you end up on the road to Rak and Ruane!”
Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"
Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.
We decided to go road tubing with water pistols.
A person driving in the left lane at or below speed limit blocking people from passing especially when the right lane is going the speed limit.
I can't go any faster there's a road regulator in the way.
A male hitch hiker that gives hand jobs in exchange for a ride.
I was going to pick up that road hugger but I already got it in this morning.
August 5th is National Road Head Day
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Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤