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Satan's Piss

An up-and-coming European term for alcohol, specifically, uncompromised and unfiltered Wheat Beer.

Wheat Beer was nicknamed Satan Piss because of its disgusting and bitter taste, as well as its potency and tendency to leave its drinker unconscious, with little to no recollection of the period whilst intoxicated.

Satan Piss is common in the twelve-ounce form of a normal sized American bottle.

Another variation of the word include 'Satan's Piss.'

Examples:

Bartender: "Hey Bill! What can I get ya?"

Bill: "Satan's Piss."

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Eric: "Oh, what I'd give for a lick of Satan's Piss."

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Old Guy: "The only thing worse than Brandy is Satan's Piss."

by urbadog August 20, 2010

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Piss Boner

A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or rubbing around your junk would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning urinations usually include urine flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is penis boogers (eye boogers, but in your man hole).

I had a wicked piss boner this morning.

by Bonerection October 1, 2010

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piss in the wind

Messier than swimming against the tide.

Skip to the loo, pee to the lee, my darling. Don't piss in the wind, you'll spring a leak in the dinghy.

by Horace Hornblower July 29, 2008

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pissed spastic

someone who enjoys life to the fullest, does anything for friends at anytime,anywhere, anyhow, supplies house and children with all they need during pub's closed hours only.
Always the happiest and loudest in the pub. Never arguementive unless provoked and then able to deal with the problem without being ejected from hotel.

Often used as a form of abuse hurled from 16 year old daughters that think they know everything. As in: "Your never home, you never do anything, You are nothing but a pissed spastic, and where are MY sunglasses?"

by Kate Webster September 22, 2006

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Aspara-Piss

The horrid smelling urine that comes after eating mass amounts of aspargus. The scent is usually strong enough to kill an elephant. If enough asparagus has been ingested, the aspara-piss may in fact be green.

Dude, I thought that party was going great. Why did everyone dip so early??

Miguel had a bad case of aspara-piss. We couldnt contain it to the bathroom. Nobody wanted to be in that gas chamber of a house anymore.

by GingerFarts13 June 19, 2011

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Piss Rocket

Piss Rocket: A derivation of the Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl sexual position.

When a girl is riding you, piss inside her and when she jumps up in surprise, grab her by the waist and throw her into the air.

This move is best conducted when it is a complete surprise, although you should accept the inevitability that you are going to get wet.

Jason: "Dude, last night was mental, I did that piss rocket thing that you told me about on Abby last night. It was mad."
Derek: "Really! How did it go?!"
Jason: "So well! I threw her so high she hit her head on the ceiling and she needed 10 stitches from the hospital. Had to clean my sheets afterwards though..."

by MonkLad June 15, 2022

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Piss Lizard

A very hot and attractive person. They also have a big ass and cock

Wow, look how attractive piss lizard is.

I know right.

by Piss lizard May 6, 2021

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