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When you put saran wrap on a girls vagina and then shit on it.
After engaging in oral sex I place saran wrap on my girlfriends vagina and hot pocket'd the shit outta her!
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Definition - A term used to describe someone with a lot of money or when someone spends large amounts of money. Uncle Money Pockets can be used for a person of either gender.
Origin -The term Uncle Money Pockets comes from the rich old man in Monopoly with the sweet mustache, top hat and pimp cane named Uncle Pennybags.
Alternate Uses - Uncle Money Pockets can be adjusted to fit the age and status of the person (see below examples)
1. Guy 1 - "My brother just got promoted and bought a porsche.
Guy 2 - "Damn he sounds like Uncle Money Pockets"
2. 12 year old girl - "I saved $100 off my $10/weekly allowance, I feel like such an Uncle Money Pockets."
3. Guy - "Bill Gates makes so much money, he's Uncle Money Pockets"
4. Homeless Guy 1 - "I just spent $50 on crack!"
Homeless Guy 2 - " Look at this Uncle Money Pockets!"
Homeless Guy 3 - "*shank*"
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n. When you eat a food that feels great when you're eating it but five minutes later it makes you very tired and bloated. Derived from the title food, Hot Pockets, which are famous for being disgusting and delicious at the same time but ultimately causing a nap to ensue a few minutes after its consumption. Examples include Hot Pockets, Lucky Charms and McDonalds.
I shouldn't have had so many Lucky Charms, man. I'm feeling the Hot Pocket Effect.
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When a guy pukes in a girls vagina and then proceeds to fuck and finish inside of her.
After giving Brittany the Roman hot pocket, my stomach felt much better.
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The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.
In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.
Sorry Dave, I can't come to the pub tonight, me and the wife are having an ALABAMA HOT POCKET to celebrate my promotion at work.
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The Act in which a person takes deer or elk meat and puts it in a blender. Once blended the person pours the liquid meat into a Popsicle mold and once frozen uses that as a dildo
My boyfriend keeps on giving me Montana hot pockets. What a great person!
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Like the infamous Alabama Hot Pocket, the Brokeback Hot Pocket is performed when one sexual partner defecates in the other's anus and proceeds in performing anal intercourse. The Brokeback Hot Pocket is not exclusively a homoerotic act, but may be associated with sodomy by the uninformed. This act is more intimate than the Alabama Hot Pocket in that the respective parties share their fecal material. Their past meals act as lubricant, facilitating their steamy unity.
Ex. 1
Howard: (Mid Coitus) This isn't working, do you have any K-Y Jelly?
Vince: Why don't you just give me a Brokeback Hot Pocket?
Ex. 2
Ronald: Why is Sheila giving off that offensive odor this fine morning?
Gertrude: I hear Theodore gave her a Brokeback Hot Pocket last night.
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