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scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow
“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”
“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “
*Both Yee in mourning*
When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period
Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise
1. The art of turning someone into your cunt with one good, hard blow. punch.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.
My girl got so jealous at this random woman hittin on me that she gave her the good ole cooter bop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.
Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"
Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.
"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."
When two homies heads go skydiving in between the same girls thighs and go to town.
Cayden and kole double tongue punched the same bitch
Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size
Susan: You are a one inch punch.
Joe: What?!
Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.
Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions