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To have sex with someone until you lose all brain function
Jenna and I went full Retard Style last night.
An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.
The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”
When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.
Did you see that retarded doge yesterday
Someone who is very loud and annoying. Also, they are mentally challenged.
Yo! Shut the fuck up retard bo betard!
One who is unable to express ones emotions though text
Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????
Boy: Ok cool.
Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"
Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.