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When a group of guys line up on the ground facing up and 2 guys go around sticking their dicks in there mouth and if they get it wrong they have to open their mouth and eat the shit of another guy
Want to go play Russian roulette
When a group of guys line up on the ground facing up and 2 guys go around sticking their dicks in there mouth and if they get it wrong they have to open their mouth and eat the shit of another guy
Want to go play Russian roulette
A class in Russia called "the art of oral sex"
Dude, that girl has a Russian education.
An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.
Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.
Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.
Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies
Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.
When you are joking, kidding, usually when trying to diminish or retract a statement.
“Good evening, Countess Lily.”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”
Simply inserting a vodka soaked tampon into your asshole
Drinking at church is frowned upon so I went with a Russian juggernaut.