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A funky gross pussy that just isnt right when you open it up.
Yeah i was gonna go down on your grandma last night but it was like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich.
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I've got somthing you can eat, a cock muscle sandwich
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A 3 way involving fat people. No penetration takes place due to inverted dicks. Sometimes a roll of skin gets a little extra play and 2 pounds of butter is a must
Last night I walked in on a loose meat sandwich and threw up.
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This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.
I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich
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When someone slices the hairs surrounding the anus and inserts them between 2 pieces of bread.
Often carried out by a male forcing a female to "eat his ass grass sandwich"
"Eat my ass grass sandwich bitch!"
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Two black men/women on top and under of a white man/woman
Lets have a Wholemeal chicken sandwich at my place
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When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.
My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.
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