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Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
Boob-Sausage is a game played where you find a sausage looking balloon and a boob shaped balloon and play bat and ball basically.
Guy: Hey let's play boob-sausage
Guy 2:YES!!
When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.
John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.
A condom
Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.
This phrase means that the particular thing that you are looking for is not immediate sight of you and can see anyone or thing of that group.
Person 1: wow I cannot see and naked elderly women on this nudist beach
Person 2: ye wow man there's not a sausage
a hilarious and sexy girl. Usually Kayla's and Jennifer's are are sausage tarts.
"Kayla cracks me up. She's such a sausage tart."
Another word for hoe from back in the day.
That chick is just anotha sausage basket.